{"id":27626,"date":"2019-01-27T07:22:29","date_gmt":"2019-01-27T15:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=27626"},"modified":"2021-09-20T00:50:46","modified_gmt":"2021-09-20T07:50:46","slug":"the-one-where-shirley-gets-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=27626","title":{"rendered":"The One Where Shirley Gets Married."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette2.jpg\" alt=\"friends themed bachelorette party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><em>Friends<\/em> is Shi&#8217;s most favorite TV show ever, and Shi is our favorite bachelorette!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette3.gif\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette4.jpg\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette14.jpg\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette6.jpg\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette5.jpg\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette13.jpg\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette10.jpg\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette8.jpg\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette9.jpg\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette11.jpg\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette7.jpg\" alt=\"friends tv themed bachelorette bridal shower birthday party\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette18.jpg\" alt=\"bachelorette\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/adult-capri-suns.jpg\" alt=\"adult capri suns\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette17.gif\" alt=\"bachelorette\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Shi chow-crowned an impressive amount of gummy dicks. Marry this woman already!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/tipsycrow-misbehave.jpg\" alt=\"let's misbehave - tipsy crow\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t have to tell us twice (@ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/The+Tipsy+Crow\/@32.713466,-117.1603425,15z\/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x6b62100a8ea8f55b!8m2!3d32.713466!4d-117.1603425\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Tipsy Crow<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shirley-tejidor-bachelorette16.gif\" alt=\"bachelorette\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>This mechanical bull has seen better days, and so has my liver (@ <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/place\/Double+Deuce\/@32.7137476,-117.1595306,15z\/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0xb53fa646a7dc4ed9!8m2!3d32.7137476!4d-117.1595306\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Double Deuce<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>It was so much fun partying like I was 21 again, but I spent the entire day in bed afterwards paying for it!<\/p>\n<p>(Same time next weekend?)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Friends<\/em>-themed food and drink ideas:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Penis cake &#8211; &#8220;Emma&#8217;s 1st birthday cake&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Cheesecake &#8211; &#8220;Chandler&#8217;s stolen cheesecake&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Chocolate chip cookies &#8211; &#8220;Phoebe&#8217;s grandma&#8217;s cookie recipe&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Quiche &#8211; &#8220;Monica&#8217;s finger nail quiche&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Trifle &#8211; &#8220;Rachel&#8217;s Thanksgiving trifle&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Charcuterie board with jam and crackers &#8211; &#8220;Joey&#8217;s uncircumsized deli meat&#8221; \/ &#8220;Monica&#8217;s jam&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Crab cakes &#8211; &#8220;Ross&#8217; free crab cakes&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Chicken wings &#8211; &#8220;Monica&#8217;s bubble bath chicken&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Sandwiches &#8211; &#8220;Joey&#8217;s ride along sandwich&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Pizza &#8211; &#8220;George Stephanopoulos&#8217; pizza&#8221; or &#8220;Ross and Rachel&#8217;s breakup pizza&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Flan &#8211; &#8220;Rachel&#8217;s birthday flan&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Chocolate torte &#8211; &#8220;Joey&#8217;s date&#8217;s chocolate torte&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Lasagna &#8211; &#8220;Monica&#8217;s mom&#8217;s back-up lasagna&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Mini muffins &#8211; &#8220;Ross&#8217; basket of mini muffins&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Salad &#8211; &#8220;Monica&#8217;s perverted salad&#8221; or &#8220;Rachel&#8217;s side salad&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Punch &#8211; &#8220;Monica&#8217;s tiki death punch&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Mac &amp; Cheese &#8211; &#8220;Chandler&#8217;s righteous mac &amp; cheese&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Turkey sandwiches &#8211; &#8220;Ross&#8217; stolen thanksgiving leftover sandwich (the moist maker)&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Chocolate &#8211; &#8220;Monica&#8217;s mockolate&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Assorted candies &#8211; &#8220;Monica&#8217;s little pieces of heaven&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Fajitas &#8211; &#8220;Ross&#8217; fine fajitas&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Cups and ice &#8211; &#8220;Phoebe&#8217;s cups and ice&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Vendors\/Supplies:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Friends<\/em>&nbsp;Cake and Cookies &#8211;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wednesdaycake\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Wednesday Cake<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>Friends&nbsp;<\/em>Bunting Banner, Food Signage, Shirts &#8211;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/shashimedesigns\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Shashime Designs<\/a><\/li>\n<li><em>Friends&nbsp;<\/em>Bridal Sash &#8211;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/850779080\/friends-theme-sash-friends-bachelorette\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Etsy<br \/>\n<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Purple Balloons &#8211;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.partycity.com\/purple-balloons-20ct-632419.html#swatch\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Party City<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Oh Shit Kit &#8211;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/joyMerit-30pcs-Drawstring-Hangover-Bachelorette\/dp\/B07W3RDVRM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Amazon<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Drink Pouches &#8211;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/CRYSTAL-LEMON-Hand-Held-Translucent-Reclosable\/dp\/B07FB47JGH\/ref=sr_1_6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Amazon<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Chow Crown &#8211;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Crown-Electronic-Spinning-Snacks-Family\/dp\/B0772229CR\/ref=sr_1_cc_1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Amazon<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Penis Gummies &#8211;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Bachelorette-Party-Favors-Penis-Gummies\/dp\/B002NQCIFO\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Amazon<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends is Shi&#8217;s most favorite TV show ever, and Shi is our favorite bachelorette! Shi chow-crowned an impressive amount of gummy dicks. Marry this woman already! Don&#8217;t have to tell us twice (@ The Tipsy Crow) This mechanical bull has seen better days, and so has my liver (@ Double Deuce) It was so much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[240,249,252],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-san-diego","category-tv","category-weddings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27626"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33690,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27626\/revisions\/33690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}