{"id":27840,"date":"2019-02-04T16:38:03","date_gmt":"2019-02-05T00:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=27840"},"modified":"2019-02-04T16:38:03","modified_gmt":"2019-02-05T00:38:03","slug":"tidying-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=27840","title":{"rendered":"Tidying Up."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It rained all weekend, so I stayed in and Marie Kondo&#8217;d the shit out of my apartment. 48 hours and 9 trash bags later, I have to admit, I feel a little joy (and a lot of exhaustion). Good thing I still have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=27710\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">two mattresses<\/a> to sleep on&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/the-life-changing-magic-of-tidying-up-marie-kondo.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>I bought Marie Kondo&#8217;s book three years ago. I never read it, and it just added to my clutter! The irony isn&#8217;t lost on me. She&#8217;s got that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.netflix.com\/title\/80209379\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">netflix show<\/a> now, but I&#8217;m still going to keep it (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=9377\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>The Lover&#8217;s Dictionary<\/em><\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=23518\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Tacopedia<\/em><\/a> can&#8217;t be the only two books I have in my apartment, guys).<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/valentines-day-bear-shit-bitch-you-is-fine.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>I always say I&#8217;m going to re-gift this one day, but let&#8217;s be real.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bed-bath-beyond-coupons.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>Does Bed, Bath &amp; Beyond take expired coupons from seven years ago? I&#8217;ll check on yahoo answers before tossing these. I&#8217;m sure someone has weighed in.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mini-tajin.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>Anyone into small mexican things??? Yeah, me either LOL. Toss!<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/massage-gift-cert.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>I found this massage gift certificate the girls gave me for my birthday nine years ago! I\u2019m gonna need it after all this decluttering.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It rained all weekend, so I stayed in and Marie Kondo&#8217;d the shit out of my apartment. 48 hours and 9 trash bags later, I have to admit, I feel a little joy (and a lot of exhaustion). Good thing I still have two mattresses to sleep on&#8230; I bought Marie Kondo&#8217;s book three years [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}