{"id":28183,"date":"2019-05-10T10:44:44","date_gmt":"2019-05-10T18:44:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=28183"},"modified":"2019-05-10T10:44:44","modified_gmt":"2019-05-10T18:44:44","slug":"work-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=28183","title":{"rendered":"Work Daddy."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/uncrustables.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Earlier this week, my coworker Ben walked in on me eating a <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"pb &amp; j uncrustable (opens in a new tab)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.smuckersuncrustables.com\/products\" target=\"_blank\">pb&amp;j uncrustable<\/a> in my office (yes, I bought the multipack in the \u2018kids meals\u2019 aisle at Target, and yes, I have no kids). He told me that he makes pb &amp; honey ones for his daughter who hates jelly, and I said I&#8217;ve never had that combo before. This morning, he made an extra sandwich for me when he packed his kid&#8217;s lunch! He even cut the crust off lol! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(I&#8217;ve also never had wagyu beef, white albino caviar, or fourchu lobster if anyone reading this wants to bring me something, too.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier this week, my coworker Ben walked in on me eating a pb&amp;j uncrustable in my office (yes, I bought the multipack in the \u2018kids meals\u2019 aisle at Target, and yes, I have no kids). He told me that he makes pb &amp; honey ones for his daughter who hates jelly, and I said I&#8217;ve [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}