{"id":328240,"date":"2025-09-17T12:46:10","date_gmt":"2025-09-17T19:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=328240"},"modified":"2025-09-19T22:25:21","modified_gmt":"2025-09-20T05:25:21","slug":"narrative","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=328240","title":{"rendered":"Narrative."},"content":{"rendered":"

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A bed frame was just delivered to my new next door neighbor’s apartment. Any inkling he lived with a woman is now null and void, bc a woman would never sleep on a mattress on the floor for 2 weeks.<\/p>\n

(Instead of straight up asking him if he’s single like a normal person, I like to create my own narrative based on assumptions).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A bed frame was just delivered to my new next door neighbor’s apartment. Any inkling he lived with a woman is now null and void, bc a woman would never sleep on a mattress on the floor for 2 weeks. (Instead of straight up asking him if he’s single like a normal person, I like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[212,217],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home","category-la"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=328240"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":331541,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328240\/revisions\/331541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=328240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=328240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=328240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}