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My mom asked me if the bestie texted me to join their Survivor<\/a><\/em> pool, and I was like, \u2018WTF? No!!!\u2019 The way they play is they just draw names before the season starts, and if one of their players win at the end, they win the pool. I once won the Survivor<\/em> pool without ever watching a single episode \ud83d\ude05 My mom actually watches the show and has joined their pool several times before, and they only needed one extra person, so I didn\u2019t make the cut this season (my mom is the only non-relative!). Oh, well. Joke\u2019s on you, bc when I logged into Paypal to pay my mom\u2019s dues (I haven\u2019t used Paypal in years, probably, and even had to reset my password bc I didn\u2019t remember what it was), I had nearly $900 in there! I don\u2019t even know where it\u2019s from bc you can only check your transactions from the past two years, and it was from before that \ud83e\udd11<\/p>\n\n\n

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My mom asked me if the bestie texted me to join their Survivor pool, and I was like, \u2018WTF? No!!!\u2019 The way they play is they just draw names before the season starts, and if one of their players win at the end, they win the pool. I once won the Survivor pool without ever […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-331988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=331988"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":332004,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331988\/revisions\/332004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=331988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=331988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=331988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}