{"id":332080,"date":"2025-09-25T20:12:58","date_gmt":"2025-09-26T03:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=332080"},"modified":"2025-09-25T20:33:45","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T03:33:45","slug":"fallopians-1313-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=332080","title":{"rendered":"Fallopians 13:13."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js 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itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol1.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol1.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol1.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"diet_prada_trump-tylenol1.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2025-09-25T20:12:58-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol1.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol1.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol.gif\" width=\"100%\" alt=\"trump tylenol\"><\/p>\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_1_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_1_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_1\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_1&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js 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itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol2.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol2.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol2.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"diet_prada_trump-tylenol2.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2025-09-25T20:12:58-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_1\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol2.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/diet_prada_trump-tylenol2.mp4?id=1\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/diet_prada\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@diet_prada<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>This is the longest fucking episode of <em>Twilight Zone<\/em> ever \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab<\/p>\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/snooki\/status\/1540353487069904897?s=20&amp;t=Q-sJeZiuKOiSlwC_tlRSWQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/fallopians.jpg\" alt=\"he who hath not a uterus should shut the fucketh up\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(via @diet_prada) This is the longest fucking episode of Twilight Zone ever 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