{"id":332087,"date":"2025-09-25T21:28:27","date_gmt":"2025-09-26T04:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=332087"},"modified":"2025-09-26T00:19:43","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T07:19:43","slug":"scotty-doesnt-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=332087","title":{"rendered":"Scotty Doesn&#8217;t Know."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/sandiegomag\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sandiegomag_marshallscottys-scaretrail.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You guys, I learned how to swim here as a kid! A Scare Trail through an abandoned amusement park from the 80s? Can&#8217;t be scarier than the Terrifier Haunted House at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios, right? \ud83d\ude05 I heard you can choose between a &#8216;wet&#8217; or &#8216;dry&#8217; path this year \ud83d\ude33 Ya, I&#8217;m moving the week of Halloween, so I think I&#8217;ll be too busy to choose any of those paths \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You guys, I learned how to swim here as a kid! A Scare Trail through an abandoned amusement park from the 80s? Can&#8217;t be scarier than the Terrifier Haunted House at Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios, right? \ud83d\ude05 I heard you can choose between a &#8216;wet&#8217; or &#8216;dry&#8217; path this year \ud83d\ude33 Ya, I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[272,240],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween","category-san-diego"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=332087"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":332095,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332087\/revisions\/332095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=332087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=332087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=332087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}