{"id":334103,"date":"2025-10-03T20:42:44","date_gmt":"2025-10-04T03:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=334103"},"modified":"2025-10-04T12:43:28","modified_gmt":"2025-10-04T19:43:28","slug":"contactless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=334103","title":{"rendered":"Quiet Mode."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DPRpBrHkVLB\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/explain_dating.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Welp, I instacart my groceries and always choose &#8216;contactless delivery&#8217; so&#8230; \u270c\ud83c\udffc<\/p>\n<p>I always take an Uber if I know I\u2019m gonna be drinking, going to\/from the airport (I would <em>never<\/em> ask someone to deal with the hell that is LAX &#8211; besides I literally live 10 minutes away), or just don\u2019t want to deal with LA traffic when going to a show. I always put on my sunglasses (only if it\u2019s daytime &#8211; I\u2019m not a total asshole) bc I hate small talk and would prefer that the driver not talk to me \ud83d\ude05 Uber has a \u2018quiet mode\u2019 feature that lets the driver know you don\u2019t want to chat, but I feel like an asshole requesting a quiet ride &#8211; I like for them to make the choice for themselves not to speak to me \ud83d\ude06 Anyway, all that to say I won\u2019t be meeting my husband in a rideshare or grocery store anytime soon\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welp, I instacart my groceries and always choose &#8216;contactless delivery&#8217; so&#8230; \u270c\ud83c\udffc I always take an Uber if I know I\u2019m gonna be drinking, going to\/from the airport (I would never ask someone to deal with the hell that is LAX &#8211; besides I literally live 10 minutes away), or just don\u2019t want to deal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[222],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334103"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":334115,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334103\/revisions\/334115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}