{"id":334134,"date":"2025-10-05T19:30:00","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T02:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=334134"},"modified":"2025-10-05T20:39:16","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T03:39:16","slug":"relics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=334134","title":{"rendered":"Relics."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/moving-sale-posted.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>My building manager (Michael Douglas LOL) let me post this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/moving-sale-flyer.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">flyer<\/a> in the lobby, but a tracker on the QR code tells me only one person has scanned it \ud83d\ude05 I also listed everything on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/marketplace\/profile\/612283726\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">FB Marketplace<\/a>, and was able to get rid of one item, despite several flaky people inquiring if multiple listings were still available \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/found-in-apt.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Random shit I found while packing up my apartment:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My Chargers Merriman jersey &#8211; It\u2019s the only football jersey I have! I bought it before Merriman famously <a href=\"https:\/\/syndication.bleacherreport.com\/amp\/249470-shawne-merriman-arrested-by-police-for-choking-and-assault-on-a-woman.amp.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">choked Tila Tequila<\/a> and before the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/sports\/columnist\/nancy-armour\/2017\/01\/12\/san-diego-chargers-los-angeles-relocate\/96493552\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chargers left San Diego<\/a>, but regrettably not before he got that stupid <a href=\"https:\/\/images.app.goo.gl\/rfubZXSDcr4dgPLZ6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8216;Lights Out&#8217; tattoo<\/a> on his forearm.<\/li>\n<li>Relics from Covid &#8211; A bag full of masks, gloves, and sanitizer<\/li>\n<li>Joints from my uncle &#8211; He has sciatica and grows his own weed<\/li>\n<li>Souvies from <a href=\"https:\/\/brokenships.la\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Museum of Broken Relationships<\/a> in Hollywood (that has since closed down) &#8211; A box of matches that say, \u2018May the bridges I burn light the way,\u2019 tissues for crying, and a mini notebook titled \u2018Regrets\u2019 \ud83d\ude06<\/li>\n<li>Flipbooks from Jessie and Abe&#8217;s wedding 10 years ago<\/li>\n<li>Magazines from when Prince and Paul Walker died (2016 and 2013, respectively)<\/li>\n<li>A gift card that my boss gave me for <a href=\"https:\/\/twogunsespresso.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Two Guns Espresso<\/a> &#8211; It\u2019s since closed down bc they\u2019re building a luxury senior village in that plaza LOL. There\u2019s another location, but IDK if the gift card is good there.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My building manager (Michael Douglas LOL) let me post this flyer in the lobby, but a tracker on the QR code tells me only one person has scanned it \ud83d\ude05 I also listed everything on FB Marketplace, and was able to get rid of one item, despite several flaky people inquiring if multiple listings were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334134"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":334139,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334134\/revisions\/334139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}