{"id":342271,"date":"2025-10-15T22:08:00","date_gmt":"2025-10-16T05:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=342271"},"modified":"2025-10-16T07:16:59","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T14:16:59","slug":"bitz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=342271","title":{"rendered":"Bitz."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/wetzels-pretzel-apple-cinnamon-bitz.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>I shaved my whole body just in case I ran into Chef Miles at dinner tonight LOL. JK I just got a routine eyebrow threading at the mall. On my way out, I saw a sign for the new Apple Cinnamon Bitz at Wetzel&#8217;s Pretzel and had to order some even though I was already getting high glucose alerts from the cold brew I just had from Coffee Bean. Just let a diabetic live.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I shaved my whole body just in case I ran into Chef Miles at dinner tonight LOL. JK I just got a routine eyebrow threading at the mall. On my way out, I saw a sign for the new Apple Cinnamon Bitz at Wetzel&#8217;s Pretzel and had to order some even though I was already [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-342271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=342271"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":342278,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342271\/revisions\/342278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=342271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=342271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=342271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}