{"id":34564,"date":"2023-01-07T11:47:23","date_gmt":"2023-01-07T19:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=34564"},"modified":"2023-01-07T12:03:44","modified_gmt":"2023-01-07T20:03:44","slug":"morning-joe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=34564","title":{"rendered":"Morning Joe."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=34456\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Great Fridge Fiasco of 2022<\/a>, the replacement fridge I received was even smaller than my original one and only came with this tiny ass ice tray.<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/tinyassfreezer.jpg\" alt=\"tiny ass freezer\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Pammie gifted me this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/HUMHOLD-Countertop-Automatic-Cleaning-Function\/dp\/B0B173LPVP\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">nugget ice maker<\/a> on christmas and it&#8217;s been a game changer, y&#8217;all!<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/espressomartini.jpg\" alt=\"espresso martini\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Every morning, I&#8217;ve been treating myself to an espresso martini. I just pour this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.totalwine.com\/spirits\/ready-to-drink\/dessert-coffee-cocktails\/coffee-espresso\/the-sweet-shoppe-espresso-martini-rtd\/p\/346161750\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">pre-mixed cocktail<\/a> over freshly made ice (follow me for more recipes lol).<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know that martinis aren&#8217;t usually served on the rocks. Or in a whiskey tumbler. Or at 9am. Just let a bitch live.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After The Great Fridge Fiasco of 2022, the replacement fridge I received was even smaller than my original one and only came with this tiny ass ice tray. Pammie gifted me this nugget ice maker on christmas and it&#8217;s been a game changer, y&#8217;all! Every morning, I&#8217;ve been treating myself to an espresso martini. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34564"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34592,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34564\/revisions\/34592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}