{"id":345960,"date":"2025-10-24T12:51:50","date_gmt":"2025-10-24T19:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=345960"},"modified":"2025-10-24T12:51:50","modified_gmt":"2025-10-24T19:51:50","slug":"dead-and-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=345960","title":{"rendered":"Dead and Gone."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/skeleton-in-bed.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s my last day in LA, and my sister is taking the train up to help me move. I have a laundry list of things at her house (my KitchenAid stand mixer, 3 dutch ovens, all my bakeware, etc.), but all I wanted her to bring was the Halloween decor I had shipped to her house in case in didn&#8217;t make it to LA in time.<\/p>\n<p>She was like, &#8216;You want me to take this big ass skeleton with me on the train???&#8217; I was like, &#8216;Oh! I forgot you weren&#8217;t driving! I&#8217;ll just pick it up from your house this weekend.&#8217; We&#8217;re supposed to carve pumpkins at Christine&#8217;s on Sunday, bc I like to overcommit to things when I&#8217;m busy as fuck \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/a49FpNsFflI?si=B-AK-aE_xKAoZ08S\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my last day in LA, and my sister is taking the train up to help me move. I have a laundry list of things at her house (my KitchenAid stand mixer, 3 dutch ovens, all my bakeware, etc.), but all I wanted her to bring was the Halloween decor I had shipped to her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[272,226],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-345960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween","category-moving"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=345960"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":345964,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345960\/revisions\/345964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=345960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=345960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=345960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}