{"id":351196,"date":"2025-11-06T15:55:55","date_gmt":"2025-11-06T23:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=351196"},"modified":"2025-11-06T16:24:24","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T00:24:24","slug":"bearista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=351196","title":{"rendered":"Bearista."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/skull-glass-cup-bearista.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Everyone&#8217;s losing their damn minds over the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/explore\/search\/keyword\/?q=bearistastarbucks\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Starbucks bearista cup<\/a>, while I&#8217;m over here like \ud83d\udc80<\/p>\n<p>Also, these <a href=\"https:\/\/globalrose.com\/flowers\/Calla-dark-purple-qty.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fresh flowers<\/a> are nearly 2 weeks old and still thriving! Is it the <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=351164\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">moon water<\/a>? \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-starbucks-hellokitty.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-ig-allicia-starbucks.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-ig-feb-starbucks.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>To be fair, it&#8217;s v cute, but you won&#8217;t catch me at Starbucks (or anywhere for that matter) at that unholy hour, or spending hundreds of dollars on a cup on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ebay.com\/sch\/i.html?_nkw=bearista+cup\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ebay<\/a>! I&#8217;ll just keep drinking my cold brew out of my $5 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Skull-Mason-Glass-Tumbler-Cover\/dp\/B07GRG1LH2\/ref=asc_df_B07GRG1LH2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">skull mason jar<\/a>, thank yew&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone&#8217;s losing their damn minds over the Starbucks bearista cup, while I&#8217;m over here like \ud83d\udc80 Also, these fresh flowers are nearly 2 weeks old and still thriving! Is it the moon water? \ud83d\ude06 To be fair, it&#8217;s v cute, but you won&#8217;t catch me at Starbucks (or anywhere for that matter) at that unholy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,269],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-morbid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=351196"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":351209,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351196\/revisions\/351209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=351196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=351196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=351196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}