{"id":352284,"date":"2025-11-10T10:03:42","date_gmt":"2025-11-10T18:03:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=352284"},"modified":"2025-11-10T10:04:26","modified_gmt":"2025-11-10T18:04:26","slug":"macros-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=352284","title":{"rendered":"Macros."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/13andmarket-water-shutoff.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Since they&#8217;re shutting off the water in my apartment building today for maintenance, Pammie insisted that I stay over at her place in case I need to use the bathroom \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p>At my old apartment in LA, I wouldn&#8217;t find out till after taking a cold ass shower that our centralized water heater was shut off! At least this new building gave us a heads up days in advance.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/harry-potter-wizardssofbaking-tv.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/harry-potter-bowl.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m at Pammie&#8217;s today, as evident by <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foodnetwork.com\/shows\/harry-potter-wizards-of-baking\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Harry Potter: Wizards of Baking<\/a><\/em> on TV, cereal in a Harry Potter bowl, creatine in my cold brew, and flaxseed milk in my cereal. Apparently, I&#8217;m not hitting my macros \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since they&#8217;re shutting off the water in my apartment building today for maintenance, Pammie insisted that I stay over at her place in case I need to use the bathroom \ud83d\ude05 At my old apartment in LA, I wouldn&#8217;t find out till after taking a cold ass shower that our centralized water heater was shut [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[291],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-352284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harry-potter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352284"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":352298,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352284\/revisions\/352298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}