{"id":354882,"date":"2025-11-27T23:11:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-28T07:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=354882"},"modified":"2025-11-28T11:12:30","modified_gmt":"2025-11-28T19:12:30","slug":"give-thanks-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=354882","title":{"rendered":"Give Thanks."},"content":{"rendered":"

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My mom always asks me to make a digital invitation she can text everyone whenever she hosts a party at her house. I’m like, ‘Have you ever heard of this free service called Evite?’ \ud83e\udd2a<\/p>\n

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Still here for the sides!<\/p>\n

I wore this shirt last year and thought I had lost it in the move, but I found it neatly folded away in my closet along with the shirts I only wear on certain holidays – my ‘Let Joey Eat’ shirt<\/a> that I wear on the 4th of July or when Joey Chestnut is doing another hot dog eating contest, my glow-in-the-dark ‘Shake, Shake, Shake, Senora’<\/a> shirt that I wear when I’m watching Beetlejuice<\/em><\/a>, my Huntrix shirt<\/a> that I only wear to KPop Demon Hunters<\/em><\/a> sing-alongs LOL. Not any of my horror shirts, though – I wear those year-round \ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n

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Tell me you’re from the hood without telling me you’re from the hood – We ordered the turkey from Popeye’s<\/a> and had street tacos \u270c\ud83c\udffc<\/p>\n

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I’m not a huge fan of turkey – I once was on a bone broth cleanse and accidentally bought a week’s worth of turkey bone broth when I meant to get chicken. This was yearsss ago, and the smell of turkey still elicits my gag reflex.<\/p>\n

Luckily, Pammie brought an ice cream turkey cake<\/a> from Baskin Robbins! It was a hit with the kids and people like me who don’t like turkey.<\/p>\n

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The cheese letters are extra, but so am I \u2728<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My mom always asks me to make a digital invitation she can text everyone whenever she hosts a party at her house. I’m like, ‘Have you ever heard of this free service called Evite?’ \ud83e\udd2a Still here for the sides! I wore this shirt last year and thought I had lost it in the move, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-354882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=354882"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":357798,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354882\/revisions\/357798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=354882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=354882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=354882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}