{"id":35494,"date":"2023-05-06T12:45:24","date_gmt":"2023-05-06T19:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35494"},"modified":"2023-05-07T21:02:23","modified_gmt":"2023-05-08T04:02:23","slug":"when-i-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35494","title":{"rendered":"When I Die."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-empanada-death.jpg\" alt=\"chel rhea chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We went to our cousins\u2019 grandma\u2019s viewing yesterday, and a) no one told me there were raisins in the empanadas (FYI I hate raisins in savory things, and I\u2019ll tell anyone who&#8217;ll listen) b) <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?cat=257\" target=\"_blank\">Young the Giant<\/a> will be played at my funeral and c) my browser history needs to be cleared when I die \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to our cousins\u2019 grandma\u2019s viewing yesterday, and a) no one told me there were raisins in the empanadas (FYI I hate raisins in savory things, and I\u2019ll tell anyone who&#8217;ll listen) b) Young the Giant will be played at my funeral and c) my browser history needs to be cleared when I die [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,188],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-death"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35494"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35506,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35494\/revisions\/35506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}