{"id":35875,"date":"2023-06-12T17:59:00","date_gmt":"2023-06-13T00:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35875"},"modified":"2023-06-13T12:34:24","modified_gmt":"2023-06-13T19:34:24","slug":"honey-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=35875","title":{"rendered":"Honey."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/honey-kate-spade.jpg\" alt=\"kate spade bag + honey\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My sister\u2019s mother-in-law once joked that she was gonna steal the <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/a.co\/d\/hY34I6l\" target=\"_blank\">honey dispenser<\/a> from the restaurant, so I got her one for her 70th birthday (along with a Kate Spade purse that\u2019s big enough to hide the honey dispenser if she still wants to steal it).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m a thoughtful ass gift giver \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister\u2019s mother-in-law once joked that she was gonna steal the honey dispenser from the restaurant, so I got her one for her 70th birthday (along with a Kate Spade purse that\u2019s big enough to hide the honey dispenser if she still wants to steal it). I\u2019m a thoughtful ass gift giver \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35875"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36011,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35875\/revisions\/36011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}