{"id":359267,"date":"2025-12-09T16:59:39","date_gmt":"2025-12-10T00:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=359267"},"modified":"2025-12-11T17:37:17","modified_gmt":"2025-12-12T01:37:17","slug":"smug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=359267","title":{"rendered":"Smug."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/christmas-cookie-challenge.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>I love watching cocky muthas get knocked down a peg. At the beginning of this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foodnetwork.com\/shows\/christmas-cookie-challenge\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Christmas Cookie Challenge<\/em><\/a>, this b kept saying, \u2018I came here to win. I\u2019m a home baker from Chicago. 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