{"id":361566,"date":"2025-12-28T22:01:24","date_gmt":"2025-12-29T06:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=361566"},"modified":"2025-12-31T05:02:11","modified_gmt":"2025-12-31T13:02:11","slug":"mamacita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=361566","title":{"rendered":"Mamacita."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/obsessed-dog-meme.jpg\" alt=\"obsessed dog meme\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a superstition that eating 12 grapes under the table on New Year\u2019s Eve will bring you the love of your life (at least <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cosmo.ph\/lifestyle\/12-grapes-new-year-a6742-20241231\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">according to Bretman Rock<\/a> LOL. Christine also told me that it\u2019s Filipino superstition that if I go to bed with my hair still wet from taking a shower, I\u2019ll go blind LMAO, so IDK what to believe). Anyway, last New Year\u2019s Eve, I ate 12 grapes under the table. And months went by. And I waited. And I waited. And the love of my life never came. And just as the year was about to come to an end, I received a text from this animal rescue in LA that my application was chosen. I have applied for several dogs there since I lived in LA, and I have never once been picked &#8211; competition is stiff up there (in all aspects of life!). 13th times a charm \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/milo-carseat.jpg\" alt=\"milo in his carseat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Say hello to love of my life and the goodest boi, Milo \ud83e\udd70<\/p>\n<p>This pupper was rescued from a hoarding situation and perfect in every way &#8211; estimated only a year old (more potential years to share), mellow-tempered, and already potty trained. He was being fostered in West Hollywood, so I went up there to meet him, and the rest is history.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-sunset.jpg\" alt=\"la sunset\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-traffic-20251228.jpg\" alt=\"la traffic\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>I miss the LA sunsets, but I def don&#8217;t miss the LA traffic &#8211; It&#8217;s 2pm on a Sunday afternoon. Why are we bumper to bumper???<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/pelsbarn-dog-bed.jpg\" alt=\"pelsbarn dog bed\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/milo-in-bed.jpg\" alt=\"sleeping dog\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>He was so anxious the entire 2+ hour car ride home and didn&#8217;t sleep a wink. I got him this <a href=\"https:\/\/pelsbarn.org\/products\/real-dog-bed-for-dogs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">$200 orthopedic dog bed<\/a>, and he just jumped right on my own bed when he got home and finally went to sleep. He knows he&#8217;s safe with me now \ud83e\udd79<\/p>\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;love-island-mommy.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/love-island-mommy.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/love-island-mommy.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/love-island-mommy.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"love-island-mommy.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2025-12-28T22:01:24-08:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/love-island-mommy.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/love-island-mommy.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>You guys, I&#8217;m a mommy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s a superstition that eating 12 grapes under the table on New Year\u2019s Eve will bring you the love of your life (at least according to Bretman Rock LOL. Christine also told me that it\u2019s Filipino superstition that if I go to bed with my hair still wet from taking a shower, I\u2019ll go blind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[173,301],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-milo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=361566"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":362527,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361566\/revisions\/362527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=361566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=361566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=361566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}