{"id":361583,"date":"2025-12-17T14:30:28","date_gmt":"2025-12-17T22:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=361583"},"modified":"2025-12-23T17:34:07","modified_gmt":"2025-12-24T01:34:07","slug":"dumpster-fire-response-team","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=361583","title":{"rendered":"Dumpster Fire Response Team."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/funny-christmas-card.jpg\" alt=\"funny christmas card\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dumpster-fire-response-team.jpg\" alt=\"dumpster fire response team\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-slack-dumpster-fire-response-team.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>My boss is the only one on our team who actually has to go into the office everyday, while the rest of us get to work from home <del>and snort cocaine<\/del>. So I gave her a little something to put in her new office to remind her that her team&#8217;s still here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My boss is the only one on our team who actually has to go into the office everyday, while the rest of us get to work from home and snort cocaine. So I gave her a little something to put in her new office to remind her that her team&#8217;s still here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,189,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-design","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=361583"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":362444,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361583\/revisions\/362444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=361583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=361583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=361583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}