{"id":362445,"date":"2025-12-23T20:46:14","date_gmt":"2025-12-24T04:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=362445"},"modified":"2025-12-23T23:02:33","modified_gmt":"2025-12-24T07:02:33","slug":"clown-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=362445","title":{"rendered":"Clown Car."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/car-full-of-gifts.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QUQtgIi9cKM?si=IKesPeIbvMjARmst\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>My sister&#8217;s hosting our family Christmas party, so I had to pack all the gifts into my car and clown car it to her house \ud83e\udd21 Time for a bigger car???<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/spilled-coffee.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>It took me 4 trips from my apartment to my car in an elevator where some asshole spilled their venti iced coffee &#8211; They took the time to rip their name off the cup, but left the cup and the mess behind for janitorial services to clean \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister&#8217;s hosting our family Christmas party, so I had to pack all the gifts into my car and clown car it to her house \ud83e\udd21 Time for a bigger car??? It took me 4 trips from my apartment to my car in an elevator where some asshole spilled their venti iced coffee &#8211; They [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=362445"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":362464,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362445\/revisions\/362464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=362445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=362445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=362445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}