{"id":362591,"date":"2026-01-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-01-05T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=362591"},"modified":"2026-01-24T14:17:24","modified_gmt":"2026-01-24T22:17:24","slug":"floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=362591","title":{"rendered":"Floor."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sizefloorseats.jpg\" alt=\"If anyone\u2019s wondering what to get me for my birthday, I wear a size floor seats in concert tickets\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>JK, only get the floor seats if they&#8217;re seated &#8211; None of that &#8216;standing room only&#8217; bullshit. I may be turning 44 in a week, but my knees are turning 73 \ud83d\udc75\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/marqueetheatre\/p\/DTeoOX9FUxv\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/marqueetheatre_heartsayspit-kneessaybalcony.jpg\" alt=\"hearts says pit, knees say balcony\" width=\"100%\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JK, only get the floor seats if they&#8217;re seated &#8211; None of that &#8216;standing room only&#8217; bullshit. I may be turning 44 in a week, but my knees are turning 73 \ud83d\udc75\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178,185],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-concerts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=362591"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":364980,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362591\/revisions\/364980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=362591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=362591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=362591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}