{"id":36325,"date":"2023-07-02T21:32:39","date_gmt":"2023-07-03T04:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36325"},"modified":"2023-07-05T20:24:11","modified_gmt":"2023-07-06T03:24:11","slug":"transplant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36325","title":{"rendered":"Transplant."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\"overheard<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n

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  1. Nope, in fact I make it a point to eat with people who don\u2019t have dietary restrictions (vegan, gluten-free, etc.)<\/li>\n
  2. I have toxic exes, but none of them have \u201cthe\u201d or \u201cofficial\u201d in their IG handle. One of them live tweets, though (which is equally horrendous in my eyes). Does that count???<\/li>\n
  3. I used to go to the Hermosa Beach Farmers Market<\/a> on Fridays for the chili dog guy and one time he was grilling hash browns next to the hot dogs and I was like, \u201cOoh, can I have a side of that?\u201d and he was like, \u201cThis is my lunch.\u201d \ud83e\udd23 The stall next door has delicious pluots (plum apricots) in the summer, but I don\u2019t have a pluot guy<\/em>.<\/li>\n
  4. I use maps for everything to avoid traffic in LA. Also, I never remember street names. If a landmark changes visually<\/a>, I\u2019m screwed LOL.<\/li>\n
  5. My parents think I design shoes at Skechers, but I\u2019m a web<\/em> designer there.<\/li>\n
  6. I do want to adopt a dog, but I haven\u2019t yet…<\/li>\n
  7. My favorite billboard lawyer is Sweet James (The Beard of Justice)<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  8. My regular chiropractor is in Manhattan Beach, but I did used to see a nutritionist in Santa Monica \ud83d\ude05 And I once sold something on letgo<\/a> to a douchebag from Santa Monica who called it “SaMo.”<\/a><\/li>\n
  9. This guy moved into my building and put candy and a one-page intro to him and and his dog on everyone\u2019s door. I was like, \u201cDoes he know he moved to LA??? We don\u2019t talk to our neighbors here\u201d \ud83e\udd23 (unless it\u2019s to bang on their door after midnight to tell them to turn their fucking TV down<\/a>).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n

    I moved to LA over a decade ago, and I still don\u2019t consider myself an Angeleno!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Nope, in fact I make it a point to eat with people who don\u2019t have dietary restrictions (vegan, gluten-free, etc.) I have toxic exes, but none of them have \u201cthe\u201d or \u201cofficial\u201d in their IG handle. One of them live tweets, though (which is equally horrendous in my eyes). Does that count??? I used to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[217],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36325"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36370,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36325\/revisions\/36370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}