{"id":363620,"date":"2026-01-08T19:50:58","date_gmt":"2026-01-09T03:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=363620"},"modified":"2026-01-28T18:06:53","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T02:06:53","slug":"challenge-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=363620","title":{"rendered":"Challenge."},"content":{"rendered":"

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#7 in this Nike Run Club challenge, but #1 in your hearts, right? \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n

The only reason I’m not in last place is bc Mel hasn’t started yet \ud83d\ude05 I walked Milo 3x today, but I guess I need to take longer walks. I just walk him around my block bc the closest park<\/a> is ‘unsafe’ and littered with ‘drug paraphernalia’ \ud83d\ude05 At night time, I walk him in our gated subgarage bc the East Village is generally unsafe when the sun goes down. Do I need to move to the ‘burbs now that I’m a dog mom???<\/p>\n

On a positive note, 3 people called Milo ‘cute’ on our walks today, he did his business outside like a good boi, and I finally found dog food this picky eater likes – JustFoodForDogs Turkey & Whole Wheat Macaroni<\/a>. Chicken makes him itch like crazy, he didn’t care for the Blue Buffalo Salmon & Brown Rice dog food<\/a>, he won’t eat the freshpet Beef & Egg dog food<\/a>, he loves when I make him real steak and eggs, but I can’t be making him that shit for breakfast every day while your girl eats fucking oatmeal! He doesn’t like apples, bananas, blueberries, carrots, celery, cucumbers, or peanut butter \ud83d\ude05 So I’m glad I finally found dog food he will eat.<\/p>\n

…What has become of my life???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

#7 in this Nike Run Club challenge, but #1 in your hearts, right? \ud83d\ude1c The only reason I’m not in last place is bc Mel hasn’t started yet \ud83d\ude05 I walked Milo 3x today, but I guess I need to take longer walks. I just walk him around my block bc the closest park is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[263,301],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-363620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-milo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=363620"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":365049,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363620\/revisions\/365049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=363620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=363620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=363620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}