{"id":36499,"date":"2023-07-19T21:21:58","date_gmt":"2023-07-20T04:21:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36499"},"modified":"2023-07-29T00:33:52","modified_gmt":"2023-07-29T07:33:52","slug":"stain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36499","title":{"rendered":"Stain."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mattress-stain.jpg\" alt=\"mattress stain\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mattress-stain-removed.jpg\" alt=\"mattress\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>I was working on my bed (also where I ate my breakfast and lunch today LOL) and I thought I kicked my pill box from my side table, but I was like, &#8220;Why do my legs feel wet?&#8221; and I turned around and straight up gasped. I kicked my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/atkins-protein-shake-mocha-latte-4ct-product-may-vary\/-\/A-14966286\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>protein shake<\/em><\/a> (which I pour over ice and drink out of a Starbucks cup with a straw so it feels like I&#8217;m having an iced coffee from there) and it spilled all over my white sheets and seeped into the mattress.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, I already had this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/OxiClean-5703700078EA-Carpet-Remover-Liquid\/dp\/B0859KGHM1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">stain remover<\/a> from the last time I spilled at Pammie&#8217;s house, and it lifted it right out \ud83d\ude05 IDK what to tell you, I love tummy time and I&#8217;m a clumsy ass bitch \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was working on my bed (also where I ate my breakfast and lunch today LOL) and I thought I kicked my pill box from my side table, but I was like, &#8220;Why do my legs feel wet?&#8221; and I turned around and straight up gasped. I kicked my protein shake (which I pour over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36499"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36549,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36499\/revisions\/36549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}