{"id":36518,"date":"2023-07-24T11:16:10","date_gmt":"2023-07-24T18:16:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36518"},"modified":"2023-08-11T20:39:51","modified_gmt":"2023-08-12T03:39:51","slug":"hitler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36518","title":{"rendered":"Hitler."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/61DDsJEk6UA\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I laughed when I saw this clip because I used to drive by this baseball store on my way to get my brows done called <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/1aHbyvdVEYTaCbei7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Hitter\u2019s House<\/a>, and the first time I saw it, I had to do a double take because I thought it said \u201c<em>Hitler\u2019s<\/em> House\u201d \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p>P.S. My brow lady in LA probably thinks I&#8217;m dead since I used to see her every six weeks for the past decade, and I haven&#8217;t seen her since <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=34595\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">the incident<\/a>. (Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;ve been going to my sister&#8217;s eyebrow threader in SD for the past six months, so my shit&#8217;s groomed.)<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sex-and-the-city-movie-death-row.gif\" alt=\"hopscotch\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update 8\/5\/2023:<\/strong> My brow lady texted me this morning to make sure I was okay. I told her I&#8217;d see her once I was back in LA. Get you a brow lady who checks up on you LOL. Ask for <a href=\"https:\/\/zibabeauty.com\/soul-of-ziba-devi-patel\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Devi<\/a> at <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/C32NWmipFoxprtZdA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Ziba<\/a> in Torrance!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I laughed when I saw this clip because I used to drive by this baseball store on my way to get my brows done called Hitter\u2019s House, and the first time I saw it, I had to do a double take because I thought it said \u201cHitler\u2019s House\u201d \ud83e\udd23 P.S. My brow lady in LA [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[225,244],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36518"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36657,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36518\/revisions\/36657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}