{"id":36619,"date":"2023-08-08T16:42:08","date_gmt":"2023-08-08T23:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36619"},"modified":"2023-08-15T10:08:22","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T17:08:22","slug":"called-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36619","title":{"rendered":"Next Step."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/Cu-UW79PdC4\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/themuffreport-calledit.jpg\" alt=\"called it\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n<p>When we were doing sake bombs at <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/9JcLtMi7HPmrdSpZ7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Yokohama Yakitori Koubou<\/a> last weekend, Shi raised her shot and was like, &#8220;To the next step!&#8221; And Christine was all like, &#8220;What&#8217;s the next step?&#8221; And Shi was like, &#8220;The next step is death!&#8221; \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p>I thought she was gonna cry when she told us about her son potty training and refusing to poo and her daughter almost getting sex trafficked at <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/knYkA8hHyyb5uSb5A\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sesame Place<\/a>. Do we need to have an intervention, Shi??? Be honest \ud83d\ude05<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When we were doing sake bombs at Yokohama Yakitori Koubou last weekend, Shi raised her shot and was like, &#8220;To the next step!&#8221; And Christine was all like, &#8220;What&#8217;s the next step?&#8221; And Shi was like, &#8220;The next step is death!&#8221; \ud83e\udd23 I thought she was gonna cry when she told us about her son [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36619"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36666,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36619\/revisions\/36666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}