{"id":36632,"date":"2023-08-10T20:03:10","date_gmt":"2023-08-11T03:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36632"},"modified":"2023-08-18T10:46:57","modified_gmt":"2023-08-18T17:46:57","slug":"disturbed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36632","title":{"rendered":"Disturbed."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/i-am-already-disturbed-please-come-in.jpg\" alt=\"i'm already disturbed, please come in\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>The girls were talking about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/technology\/2023\/07\/26\/tracking-kids-airtags\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">air tagging their kids<\/a>, and I was telling them about this <a href=\"https:\/\/lamag.com\/featured\/nancy-paulikas-disappearance-lacma\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Manhattan Beach woman<\/a> I used to see missing flyers for. She went to LACMA with her husband, used the bathroom and then wandered off. Since she had Alzeimer&#8217;s, I was saying how she should&#8217;ve had an air tag on her or a way for someone to track her. They ended up finding her <em>bones<\/em> years later. When I was telling the story, they could see how delighted I was, and they were like, &#8220;Doesn&#8217;t all this true crime put you in a dark place?&#8221; I&#8217;m like, &#8220;You guys, I&#8217;m already there!&#8221; \ud83d\ude08<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The girls were talking about air tagging their kids, and I was telling them about this Manhattan Beach woman I used to see missing flyers for. She went to LACMA with her husband, used the bathroom and then wandered off. Since she had Alzeimer&#8217;s, I was saying how she should&#8217;ve had an air tag on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[223],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mayanisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36632"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36703,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36632\/revisions\/36703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}