{"id":36668,"date":"2023-08-16T19:44:03","date_gmt":"2023-08-17T02:44:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36668"},"modified":"2023-08-18T10:45:13","modified_gmt":"2023-08-18T17:45:13","slug":"salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36668","title":{"rendered":"Salad."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mayan-cobb-salad.jpg\" alt=\"cobb salad\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Nori and I used to frequent <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/zG5ESszm4FmUrfcK9\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mendocino Farms<\/a> for lunch, but parking was always a nightmare at <a href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/WAgMDQYsHsbKFxWy5\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Point<\/a>, and we haven&#8217;t gone back since there was a romaine shortage and they substituted shredded lettuce in our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mendocinofarms.com\/menu_item\/the-modern-caesar-2-0-salad\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Modern Caesar 2.0<\/a> salads. We&#8217;re petty like that \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p>What I miss most about Mendo is the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/CNkuGS0jdj_\/?hl=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Superfood Krunchies<\/a> they top all their salads with. I recently found these <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Cereausly-Puffed-Quinoa-Delicious-Nutritious\/dp\/B0CD8D7S2W\/ref=sr_1_5\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cereausly Crispies<\/a> on Amazon (ain&#8217;t nobody got time to toast their own quinoa!), so I had to get some and make myself a salad.<\/p>\n<p>I accidentally forgot to update my address on instacart, and all my salad accoutrements got delivered to my parents&#8217; house. They&#8217;re on a European cruise right now, so my sister had to drive my ass to their house to pick up my perishables. That&#8217;s what I get for trying to be healthy \ud83d\ude05<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nori and I used to frequent Mendocino Farms for lunch, but parking was always a nightmare at The Point, and we haven&#8217;t gone back since there was a romaine shortage and they substituted shredded lettuce in our Modern Caesar 2.0 salads. We&#8217;re petty like that \ud83d\ude02 What I miss most about Mendo is the Superfood [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,263],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36668"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36702,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36668\/revisions\/36702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}