{"id":366932,"date":"2026-02-04T13:42:01","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T21:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=366932"},"modified":"2026-02-04T13:48:19","modified_gmt":"2026-02-04T21:48:19","slug":"slurp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=366932","title":{"rendered":"Slurp."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js 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itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jordan_the_stallion8_slurp-viral-crab-rangoon.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jordan_the_stallion8_slurp-viral-crab-rangoon.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jordan_the_stallion8_slurp-viral-crab-rangoon.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"jordan_the_stallion8_slurp-viral-crab-rangoon.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2026-02-04T13:42:01-08:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jordan_the_stallion8_slurp-viral-crab-rangoon.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jordan_the_stallion8_slurp-viral-crab-rangoon.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/jordan_the_stallion8\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@jordan_the_stallion8<\/a>)<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-slurp-1.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-slurp-jordan-the-stallion-glasses.gif\" alt=\"chat jordan the stallion throwing glasses gif\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-slurp2.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>FYI Shi and I are heavily influenced and only eat foods that <del>make us throw our glasses<\/del> have gone <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=364906\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">viral<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(via @jordan_the_stallion8) FYI Shi and I are heavily influenced and only eat foods that make us throw our glasses have gone 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