{"id":36695,"date":"2023-08-21T20:35:12","date_gmt":"2023-08-22T03:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36695"},"modified":"2023-09-01T12:28:23","modified_gmt":"2023-09-01T19:28:23","slug":"bloody-bath-mat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36695","title":{"rendered":"Bloody."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bloody-bath-mat.jpg\" alt=\"bloody bath mat\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I got this <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Bloody-Bath-Mat-Footprints-420x1000mm\/dp\/B075MXFGWD\/ref=sr_1_1_sspa\" target=\"_blank\">bloody bath mat<\/a> partly because I almost slipped and broke my neck after my shower, but mostly because I&#8217;m morbid as hell. Should I get this <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Bathroom-Halloween-Fingerprint-Bloodstain-Waterproof\/dp\/B09266M253\" target=\"_blank\">shower curtain set<\/a> to complete the look???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yeah, I don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m single, either \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n\n\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;weird.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/weird.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/weird.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/weird.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"weird.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2023-08-21T20:35:12-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/weird.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/weird.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>I just need to find someone I can be myself around \ud83e\udd23<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got this bloody bath mat partly because I almost slipped and broke my neck after my shower, but mostly because I&#8217;m morbid as hell. Should I get this shower curtain set to complete the look??? 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