{"id":367319,"date":"2026-02-14T12:00:36","date_gmt":"2026-02-14T20:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367319"},"modified":"2026-02-14T12:51:40","modified_gmt":"2026-02-14T20:51:40","slug":"ultimate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367319","title":{"rendered":"Ultimate."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/vday-gift-bag-2026.jpg\" alt=\"vday gift bag\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Valentine&#8217;s Day is a commercially constructed holiday pedaled by marketing and consumer culture, but I am the ultimate consumer &#8211; the number of things I&#8217;ve bought off Instagram is staggering \ud83d\ude05 And even though I haven&#8217;t had a valentine in&#8230; what year is it now? I still have love for all my galentines \ud83d\udc95<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-pammie-vday-2026.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-donna-vday-2026.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-alicia-vday-2026.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-dtf-vday-2026.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/vday-heart-shaped-pizza.jpg\" alt=\"heart-shaped pizza\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>And I&#8217;ll still doordash a heart-shaped pizza and eat my feelings \ud83c\udf55<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8eGY-4OALgM?si=2HoUWT_G2zxff3eb\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Valentine&#8217;s Day is a commercially constructed holiday pedaled by marketing and consumer culture, but I am the ultimate consumer &#8211; the number of things I&#8217;ve bought off Instagram is staggering \ud83d\ude05 And even though I haven&#8217;t had a valentine in&#8230; what year is it now? I still have love for all my galentines \ud83d\udc95 And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,284,211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-gift-bags","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367319"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367339,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367319\/revisions\/367339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}