{"id":367383,"date":"2026-02-15T19:11:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-16T03:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367383"},"modified":"2026-02-16T09:45:29","modified_gmt":"2026-02-16T17:45:29","slug":"much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367383","title":{"rendered":"Much."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"mytherapistsays\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I had dinner with the girls for Shi’s birthday, and the usual topics of conversation came up – who i\u2019m (not) fucking, who still regularly services their husbands (they\u2019re all married and only one of them does \ud83d\ude33 is this marriage???), who has set up their wills and trusts (you guys, I don\u2019t have any kids and I don\u2019t own a home – upon my untimely death, Francis gets my Young the Giant poster, KD gets all my crystals, and Pammie gets my dog, my car, and all my well-curated furniture), how to up our fiber and protein intake \ud83d\udc75\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n

\"no<\/p>\n

Chel was like, \u2018I was reading your blog and I came across the post<\/a> about the ICE agent. And I saw Shi that day, and I was like, \u2018Do you think she was talking about [redacted]?\u2019 and Shi was like, \u2018No, she was talking about that other ICE agent she was involved with\u2026 OF COURSE SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT [REDACTED]! How many ICE agents you think she\u2019s been with?!\u2019 And Chel was like, \u2018Well, IDK everyone she\u2019s fucked!\u2019 \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n

A couple of things:<\/p>\n

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  1. Since we stopped talking a decade ago, I have never, not once, asked about him (we still have mutual friends), nor have I mentioned him by name on this blog. He used to read it sometimes, and I would never give him the satisfaction of knowing he\u2019s even a blip on my radar.<\/li>\n
  2. Contrary to popular belief, it hasn\u2019t been that much people, and she knows 99.9% of them.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    But also:<\/p>\n

    \"gilmore<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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