{"id":367687,"date":"2026-03-03T15:39:54","date_gmt":"2026-03-03T23:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367687"},"modified":"2026-03-03T17:04:41","modified_gmt":"2026-03-04T01:04:41","slug":"ta-da","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367687","title":{"rendered":"Ta-da!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/love-is-blind-S10E08-microwave.gif\" alt=\"love is blind microwave gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Ladies, is this where the bar is set???<\/p>\n<p>Brittany, babe, this is not the flex you think it is. This is the bare \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffc minimum \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffc<\/p>\n<p>This is like when I was doing laundry, and my sister was all, &#8216;Where are the clothes that were in the washer?&#8217; And I opened the dryer door bc I already put the clothes in the dryer, and was like, &#8216;Ta-da!&#8217; And she was like, &#8216;That&#8217;s nothing to &#8216;ta-da&#8217; about&#8217; \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/TD-Garden-Interior.jpg\" alt=\"td garden arena\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sidenote:<\/strong> We were watching the 76ers\/Celtics game on TV last weekend, and I saw the Celtics&#8217; stadium was called &#8216;TD Garden&#8217;. I was like, &#8216;What does &#8216;TD&#8217; stand for? &#8216;Ta-Da?&#8217; We were dying bc I brought up the laundry incident. I can laugh about it now \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies, is this where the bar is set??? Brittany, babe, this is not the flex you think it is. This is the bare \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffc minimum \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udffc This is like when I was doing laundry, and my sister was all, &#8216;Where are the clothes that were in the washer?&#8217; And I opened the dryer door bc [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[302,239],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-love-is-blind","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367687"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367696,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367687\/revisions\/367696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}