{"id":367697,"date":"2026-03-04T15:50:02","date_gmt":"2026-03-04T23:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367697"},"modified":"2026-03-05T10:18:26","modified_gmt":"2026-03-05T18:18:26","slug":"free-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367697","title":{"rendered":"Free."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"free<\/p>\n

Free Ozempic and self tanner? Tell me you live in LA without telling me you live in LA.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m never on the Nextdoor<\/a> app, so I haven\u2019t updated my address since I moved out of LA. I don’t want to miss gems like these, so I’ll keep it as is for now \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Free Ozempic and self tanner? Tell me you live in LA without telling me you live in LA. I\u2019m never on the Nextdoor app, so I haven\u2019t updated my address since I moved out of LA. I don’t want to miss gems like these, so I’ll keep it as is for now \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[217],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367697"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367712,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367697\/revisions\/367712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}