{"id":367713,"date":"2026-03-06T11:22:29","date_gmt":"2026-03-06T19:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367713"},"modified":"2026-03-10T19:30:06","modified_gmt":"2026-03-11T02:30:06","slug":"butt-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367713","title":{"rendered":"Butt Stuff."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;cancer-ringbell.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/cancer-ringbell.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/cancer-ringbell.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/cancer-ringbell.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"cancer-ringbell.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2026-03-06T11:22:29-08:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/cancer-ringbell.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/cancer-ringbell.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>I woke up at the ass crack of dawn today to be at the hospital for the bestie&#8217;s last breast cancer treatment. It has been a long, arduous fight through chemo, radiation and immunotherapy, and I couldn&#8217;t be more proud of her \ud83e\udd79<\/p>\n<p>Three of my close friends have had breast cancer (and beat it!) in the past five years, I had two strokes, some of us are diabetic, have high blood pressure, or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mayoclinic.org\/diseases-conditions\/hashimotos-disease\/symptoms-causes\/syc-20351855\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Hashimoto&#8217;s<\/a>&#8230; We&#8217;re at the age where our bodies start falling apart, y&#8217;all. Please take care of yourselves and get the proper screenings.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/ortiz-family-cancer-free.jpg\" alt=\"ortiz family\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, in the group chat&#8230;<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-swallow1.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-girl-sure-jan.gif\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-swallow2.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-confirmnordeny.gif\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-tired-exhausted.gif\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-swallow3.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Names have been redacted for obvious reasons \ud83d\ude05 (to protect the identities of my friends&#8217; husbands whose wives haven&#8217;t swallowed in a decade).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up at the ass crack of dawn today to be at the hospital for the bestie&#8217;s last breast cancer treatment. 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