{"id":367799,"date":"2026-03-13T17:08:22","date_gmt":"2026-03-14T00:08:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367799"},"modified":"2026-03-13T17:08:22","modified_gmt":"2026-03-14T00:08:22","slug":"friday-the-13th-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=367799","title":{"rendered":"Friday the 13th."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/friday-the-13th-jason-heart-hands.jpg\" alt=\"friday the 13th jason voorhees heart hands\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Sorry, I can&#8217;t tonight &#8211; I have plans.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/friday-the-13th-jason-hockey-mask-mini-pizza1.jpg\" alt=\"friday the 13th jason voorhees hockey mask mini pizza\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>The plans:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/friday-the-13th-jason-hockey-mask-mini-pizza2.jpg\" alt=\"friday the 13th jason voorhees hockey mask mini pizza\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vmIZCz0hLCw?si=gmwjLGznMPw7F7Ev\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, I can&#8217;t tonight &#8211; I have plans. The plans:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,269,225,227],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-morbid","category-movies","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367799"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367805,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367799\/revisions\/367805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}