{"id":368046,"date":"2026-03-26T08:49:17","date_gmt":"2026-03-26T15:49:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=368046"},"modified":"2026-03-26T08:49:17","modified_gmt":"2026-03-26T15:49:17","slug":"normal-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=368046","title":{"rendered":"Normal Numbers."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;gklobo_taco-bell.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/gklobo_taco-bell.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/gklobo_taco-bell.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/gklobo_taco-bell.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"gklobo_taco-bell.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2026-03-26T08:49:17-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/gklobo_taco-bell.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/gklobo_taco-bell.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/gklobo\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@gklobo<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>A similar thing happened to me at a Popeye&#8217;s in LA \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p>Pre-covid, before I used to doordash all my food, I would go to Popeye&#8217;s maybe once a month. I&#8217;d always order the same thing &#8211; 2 popcorn shrimps to go. I was minding my own business, standing in line with maybe 5 people ahead of me. The cashier sees me and yells over the 5 people in front of me, &#8216;2 popcorn shrimps?! \u270c\ud83c\udffc&#8217; And everyone turns around to look at me \ud83d\ude33 First of all, lower your voice. Second of all, yes, of course I&#8217;d like 2 orders of popcorn shrimp &#8211; drop that shit in the deep fryer!<\/p>\n<p>A few months later, I was getting a haircut in Manhattan Beach, and the receptionist and I recognized each other, but couldn&#8217;t place where we knew each other from. Then she asks me, &#8216;Did you used to go to Popeye&#8217;s?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/homersimpson_hiding_bush.gif\" alt=\"homer simpson hiding bush gif\" width=\"200\"><\/p>\n<p>I swear I didn&#8217;t go to Popeye&#8217;s all that much \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(via @gklobo) A similar thing happened to me at a Popeye&#8217;s in LA \ud83d\ude05 Pre-covid, before I used to doordash all my food, I would go to Popeye&#8217;s maybe once a month. I&#8217;d always order the same thing &#8211; 2 popcorn shrimps to go. I was minding my own business, standing in line with maybe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,217],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-368046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-la"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=368046"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":368059,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368046\/revisions\/368059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=368046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=368046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=368046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}