{"id":36813,"date":"2023-09-19T15:30:31","date_gmt":"2023-09-19T22:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36813"},"modified":"2023-09-19T21:53:55","modified_gmt":"2023-09-20T04:53:55","slug":"handicapped-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36813","title":{"rendered":"Handicapped."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dtf-chat-handicap.jpg\" alt=\"dtf chat handicap\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>The DMV approved my application for a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dmv.ca.gov\/portal\/vehicle-registration\/license-plates-decals-and-placards\/disabled-person-parking-placards-plates\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Disabled Person<\/a> (DP LOLOL) placard if you want to hang out and get primo parking \ud83d\ude02 You guys, this placard even lets you park on an on-street metered parking space at no charge or in an area that requires a resident permit! Should I update my Tinder bio to include this??? JK, the placard is more of a third date reveal \ud83e\udd23 I could also get you a discount at the <a href=\"https:\/\/la.eater.com\/2023\/9\/6\/23862160\/skechers-food-spot-gardena-window-concessions-los-angeles\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Skechers Food Spot<\/a> LOL. IDK why I&#8217;m single when I come with all these perks \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n<p>I once got 3 parking tickets in one weekend, so this placard is gold \ud83d\ude05 In my defense, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.distractify.com\/trending\/2017\/09\/18\/1ElS8q\/insane-parking-signs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">parking in LA<\/a> is a nightmare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The DMV approved my application for a Disabled Person (DP LOLOL) placard if you want to hang out and get primo parking \ud83d\ude02 You guys, this placard even lets you park on an on-street metered parking space at no charge or in an area that requires a resident permit! Should I update my Tinder bio [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36813"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37382,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36813\/revisions\/37382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}