{"id":368174,"date":"2026-04-01T18:40:07","date_gmt":"2026-04-02T01:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=368174"},"modified":"2026-04-01T23:30:16","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T06:30:16","slug":"walking-taco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=368174","title":{"rendered":"Walking Taco."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"doritos<\/p>\n

Hey, quick question: Is it still called a ‘walking taco<\/a>‘ if I’m eating it while sitting on my couch watching the Padres game in my chonies?<\/p>\n

In my defense, Petco Park<\/a> was closed to the public for the ball game \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n

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P.S. Mason Miller is my new favorite Padres player. Cute? \ud83d\udd25 6’5″? \ud83d\udd25 Sick walk-up song<\/a>? \ud83d\udd25 Just don’t google what year he was born \ud83d\udc76\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n

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P.P.S. Jeremiah<\/a> from Love Island<\/em><\/a> threw the opening pitch at today’s game, and I had to tell the only person I know who watches Love Island<\/em> \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Hey, quick question: Is it still called a ‘walking taco‘ if I’m eating it while sitting on my couch watching the Padres game in my chonies? In my defense, Petco Park was closed to the public for the ball game \ud83d\ude1c P.S. Mason Miller is my new favorite Padres player. Cute? \ud83d\udd25 6’5″? \ud83d\udd25 Sick […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,200,244],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-368174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-food-and-drink","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=368174"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":368198,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368174\/revisions\/368198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=368174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=368174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=368174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}