{"id":368413,"date":"2026-04-22T21:04:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-23T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=368413"},"modified":"2026-04-23T15:39:35","modified_gmt":"2026-04-23T22:39:35","slug":"sick-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=368413","title":{"rendered":"Sick."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"meds\"<\/p>\n

When I’m sick, gimme all the remedies – Throat Coat<\/a>, Emergen-C<\/a>, orange juice<\/a>, elderberry gummies<\/a>, Dayquil<\/a>, Nyquil<\/a>, Puffs Plus Lotion + Vicks<\/a>, blood of my enemies<\/a>…<\/p>\n

Did you know that when you instacart medicine, you have to meet the shopper at your door and show your driver’s license like you\u2019re buying alcohol??? I usually do contactless delivery when I can, but today, not only did Derek see me in all my morning glory, he also saw my wack ass new driver’s license photo \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n

Poor Milo boi is bored as fuck while I\u2019m over here struggling to breathe through both nostrils, so I dropped him off at my parents\u2019 for a sleepover bc he just wants to play and I\u2019m in no mood \ud83d\ude11<\/p>\n

I packed his food but forgot it at home and didn\u2019t realize till I had already exited the freeway. He\u2019s a v picky eater, so I turned around and drove 20 minutes back to my apartment. I\u2019d say I had brain fog from being sick, but I\u2019ve forgotten his food at home other times \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n

\"chat\"<\/p>\n

Contrary to popular belief, I don’t have too much physical contact with other people LOL. I do use the elevator in my building every day when I take Milo for a walk, and all the tenants touch the same keypad to access the elevator. I also use the keypad outside to get back in the building. And keypads on both parcel lockers almost daily from Amazon packages. It’s more likely I picked something up from there \ud83e\udd22 Gonna carry hand sanitizer around like it’s 2020 now.<\/p>\n

\"padres<\/p>\n

I’ll just be here watching the Padres game in my chonies if anyone wants to come over and be the big spoon.<\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"padres<\/p>\n

Welp.<\/p>\n

\"mlb<\/p>\n

2\/10 day – Would’ve been a 0\/10, but the Dodgers also lost to the Giants today, so I added 2 points \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I’m sick, gimme all the remedies – Throat Coat, Emergen-C, orange juice, elderberry gummies, Dayquil, Nyquil, Puffs Plus Lotion + Vicks, blood of my enemies… Did you know that when you instacart medicine, you have to meet the shopper at your door and show your driver’s license like you\u2019re buying alcohol??? I usually do […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[212,244],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-368413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=368413"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":368442,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368413\/revisions\/368442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=368413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=368413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=368413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}