{"id":36972,"date":"2023-09-02T16:15:03","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T23:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36972"},"modified":"2023-09-04T11:27:11","modified_gmt":"2023-09-04T18:27:11","slug":"wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=36972","title":{"rendered":"Wild."},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" width=\"435\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jess-chat-game1.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" height=\"\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/lets-get-wild-niana-guerrero.gif\" alt=\"wild gif\" width=\"100%\" height=\"\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jess-chat-game2.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" height=\"\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dont-threaten-me-with-good-time-party.gif\" alt=\"good time gif\" width=\"100%\" height=\"\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jess-chat-game3.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" height=\"\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n<p>The last time <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=10133\" target=\"_blank\">Jessie and I went to a game together<\/a>, we ran into my brother-in-law at <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/rgUjenkA8oUyECwk8\" target=\"_blank\">Las Hadas<\/a> afterward and he told Pammie, &#8220;Tell your sister she was sloppy.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jessie and I got <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=29171\" target=\"_blank\">roofied once<\/a> at <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/DBA8v9ALYpejaCHD9\" target=\"_blank\">The Waterfront<\/a> (Pammie&#8217;s like, &#8220;Please try not to get roofied tonight,&#8221; and Jessie was like, &#8220;We didn&#8217;t try the first time!&#8221; LOL) and she and Christine had to pick my ass up from under a bridge downtown one morning another time after my walk of shame. My twenties were wild \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I got into the uber and told Jessie I already pre-gamed with a gummy because it takes a long time for me to digest, and she was like, &#8220;Do we need to call Christine already???&#8221; but our standby was already tipsy because she and Allyn took the kids to <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/goo.gl\/maps\/MfncrjNSBjgsrHoy6\" target=\"_blank\">D&amp;B&#8217;s<\/a> and had their own <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.coastreportonline.com\/arts_and_culture\/article_e5a626e5-dffe-5844-934a-aa19e29ec21a.html\" target=\"_blank\">Asian Night<\/a> \ud83e\udd23 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last time Jessie and I went to a game together, we ran into my brother-in-law at Las Hadas afterward and he told Pammie, &#8220;Tell your sister she was sloppy.&#8221; Jessie and I got roofied once at The Waterfront (Pammie&#8217;s like, &#8220;Please try not to get roofied tonight,&#8221; and Jessie was like, &#8220;We didn&#8217;t try [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36972"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37050,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36972\/revisions\/37050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}