{"id":371286,"date":"2026-06-22T21:37:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-23T04:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371286"},"modified":"2026-06-23T07:40:45","modified_gmt":"2026-06-23T14:40:45","slug":"its-miller-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371286","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Miller Time."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/projector-millertime.jpg\" alt=\"padres projector mason miller\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/miller-high-life-pony.jpg\" alt=\"miller high life pony\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t normally drink beer unless it\u2019s fruity and sour, but I saw these cute little Miller High Life ponies, and I had to buy them!<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/straightoutta1981.gif\" alt=\"straight outta 1981\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>I grew up in the &#8216;hood (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tZcCczljsoU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Paradise Hills<\/a>), and I thought these only came in 40s, like Christine had at her 40th driveby birthday during Covid \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/adulthood-worst-hood-matches.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Paradise Hills still ain&#8217;t the worse &#8216;hood I&#8217;ve lived in \ud83d\udcaf<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/padres-braves-win.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n\n\ud83c\udf7b\ud83e\udd0e\ud83d\udc9b\ud83e\udd18\ud83c\udffc\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IOUqzkuqc48?si=GpRTRxNmOBw1oO7Z\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t normally drink beer unless it\u2019s fruity and sour, but I saw these cute little Miller High Life ponies, and I had to buy them! I grew up in the &#8216;hood (Paradise Hills), and I thought these only came in 40s, like Christine had at her 40th driveby birthday during Covid \ud83e\udd23 Paradise Hills [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,244],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371286"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":371515,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371286\/revisions\/371515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}