{"id":371313,"date":"2026-06-05T20:25:06","date_gmt":"2026-06-06T03:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371313"},"modified":"2026-06-06T01:35:42","modified_gmt":"2026-06-06T08:35:42","slug":"dicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371313","title":{"rendered":"Dicks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-nike-shoe-drop.jpg\" width=\"100%&quot;\"><\/p>\n<p>Christine\u2019s husband texted me, \u2018dicks tonight at midnight\u2019 and I almost got hit by a car, you guys.<\/p>\n<p>IDK if the Padres deserve my money after losing the past six games in a row (3rd in our division behind the fucking Diamondbacks?!) \ud83d\ude05 But I&#8217;ll still try to get some dick at midnight \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/alarm-dicks-at-midnight.jpg\" width=100%\"><\/p>\n<p>So I set an alarm bc I knew your girl wasn&#8217;t gonna make it to midnight \ud83d\udc75\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<p>I logged into both the Dick&#8217;s app on my phone and the website on my laptop, bc that is how you stack the odds in your favor on Ticketmaster &#8211; I&#8217;ve been training my whole life for this.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dicks-shoe-release.jpg\" width=100%\"><\/p>\n<p>When the clock struck midnight, the shoes disappeared from their website and app. WTF? The shoes were originally supposed to drop Friday morning, but their site glitched and that&#8217;s why they were dropping at midnight instead. It looks like their site glitched again. <\/p>\n<p>Francis linked me to this kid reselling my size for $110 above face, but IDK about spending nearly $300 on shoes (especially after their Mets loss tonight) \ud83e\udd74<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christine\u2019s husband texted me, \u2018dicks tonight at midnight\u2019 and I almost got hit by a car, you guys. IDK if the Padres deserve my money after losing the past six games in a row (3rd in our division behind the fucking Diamondbacks?!) \ud83d\ude05 But I&#8217;ll still try to get some dick at midnight \ud83d\ude06 Update: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,244],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371313"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":371326,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371313\/revisions\/371326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}