{"id":37132,"date":"2023-09-13T09:02:19","date_gmt":"2023-09-13T16:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37132"},"modified":"2023-09-13T09:15:28","modified_gmt":"2023-09-13T16:15:28","slug":"magnolia-bakery-x-ess-a-bagel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37132","title":{"rendered":"Magnolia Bakery x Ess-a-Bagel."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I usually have half a Dave’s Killer Bread Cinnamon Raisin Remix Bagel<\/a> in the morning with my sugar-free cold brew and unsweetened almond milk (boring!). That’s how my sister’s husband knows I’m awake\u2014he can smell my bagel toasting (sometimes at 8:30, sometimes at 9:30… but if my boss is reading this, always before my shift starts at 9am).<\/p>\n

Two of my favorite things combined: banana pudding from Magnolia Bakery<\/a> (I\u2019ve had it in LA<\/a>, but they\u2019re famous in NYC<\/a>) and Ess-a-Bagel<\/a> (we tried it on our last trip to NYC<\/a> and loved it). When I saw that two iconic NYC eateries had a collabo, I knew I had to get it, and ordering from Goldbelly<\/a> was cheaper than flying to New York \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve never eaten a plain bagel before (they’re just dyed yellow), but anything slathered with banana pudding schmear and nilla wafers will taste good! It was perfect \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udffc (I ate plant-based spam<\/em><\/a> yesterday. I think I can afford some carbs and sugar.)<\/p>\n

If you think it\u2019s too sweet and dessert-y to be a bagel, you\u2019re wrong and IDK how we\u2019re friends \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Also, I can’t say “schmear” without thinking of this scene from Miss Congeniality<\/em><\/a> \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I usually have half a Dave’s Killer Bread Cinnamon Raisin Remix Bagel in the morning with my sugar-free cold brew and unsweetened almond milk (boring!). That’s how my sister’s husband knows I’m awake\u2014he can smell my bagel toasting (sometimes at 8:30, sometimes at 9:30… but if my boss is reading this, always before my shift […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37132"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37244,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37132\/revisions\/37244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}