{"id":371352,"date":"2026-06-19T06:12:42","date_gmt":"2026-06-19T13:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371352"},"modified":"2026-06-19T06:13:19","modified_gmt":"2026-06-19T13:13:19","slug":"bts-festa-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371352","title":{"rendered":"Festa."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bts-festa-2026_1.jpg\" alt=\"bts festa 2026\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>The balloon garland was extra&#8230; but so am I \u2728<\/p>\n<p>My manual dexterity took a big hit after the stroke, affecting my impeccable penmanship, my ability to open jars LOL, and apparently now tying balloons and looping them through a plastic garland strip, so Pammie helped me build this beauty. We were v surprised at how good it turned out &#8211; If you know Pammie, she&#8217;s not crafty at all and usually hates doing shit like this!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bts-festa-2026_2.jpg\" alt=\"bts festa 2026\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>One thing about me:<\/strong> I don\u2019t half ass anything &#8211; I always use my full ass \ud83c\udf51\u270c\ud83c\udffc<\/p>\n<p>When I found out that BTS was live streaming their concert from Korea on their 13th anniversary (<a href=\"https:\/\/bts.fandom.com\/wiki\/BTS_Festa\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Festa<\/a>), I knew I wanted to throw a watch party complete with a Korean spread (Korean fried chicken, japchae, Korean short ribs, tteokboki, Korean BBQ chicken, gimbap, Korean fish cakes, kimchi fried rice and BTS-related goodies &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DYJMRHXt25t\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ARIH noodles<\/a>, HY BTS Coffee, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foodandwine.com\/oreo-bts-collaboration-cookies-11983973\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">BTS Oreos<\/a>), and decorations *googles how to make a balloon garland*<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bts-dog-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"bts dog shirt\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I cricutted my dog a BTS shirt, and yes, he&#8217;s so tired of my shit \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bts-aririrang-vinyl-target-exclusive.jpg\" alt=\"bts arirang vinyl target exclusive\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>My record player has been on the fritz since I moved from LA, and instead of figuring out what was wrong with it, I just bought a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.audio-technica.com\/en-us\/turntables\/best-for\/new-to-vinyl\/at-lp60xbt\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">new one<\/a>. When I set it up, I was having the same problem that my old one was having, so I found an easy solution on Reddit, and was able to fix the old turntable, too \ud83d\ude05 I&#8217;m just gonna give the old one to Pammie instead of returning the new one bc nobody has time for that shit &#8211; I also regularly miss return windows on Amazon purchases even though I walk Milo past the UPS Store a block away every damn day. And I always order more than I need so that I can get faster shipping by spending $25+, and I always say, &#8216;I&#8217;ll just return the extra stuff,&#8217; but I never return the extra stuff&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;326&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;bts-busan-jk-into-the-sun.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bts-busan-jk-into-the-sun.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bts-busan-jk-into-the-sun.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bts-busan-jk-into-the-sun.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"bts-busan-jk-into-the-sun.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2026-06-19T06:12:42-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bts-busan-jk-into-the-sun.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"326\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bts-busan-jk-into-the-sun.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>Get you a friend with a projector for the ultimate viewing experience (It&#8217;s me. I&#8217;m the friend.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bts-magazines.jpg\" alt=\"bts magazines\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Christine brought us matchas and magazines &#8211; GQ and something akin to J-14 or BOP back in the day (IYKYK) \ud83d\ude0d<\/p>\n<p>Jessie brought soju, beer, and cucumber kimchi from her kimchi guy (yes, she has a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/jungkimchi.sd\/reels\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">kimchi guy<\/a> and doesn&#8217;t buy it jarred at HMart like a normal person). She has quietly been a fan of all things Korean for years now, and is loving that Pammie and I are into BTS now. Her <a href=\"https:\/\/www.23andme.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">23 and me<\/a> results said she was 1% Korean and she has really leaned into that 1% \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p>We try to get together at least once a month to catch up on each other&#8217;s lives, but we&#8217;ve all been so busy, so besides Christine&#8217;s kids&#8217; birthday party last month, it&#8217;s been a few months since we&#8217;ve gotten together.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Topics of conversation:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>who I&#8217;m (not) fucking<\/li>\n<li>workplace drama<\/li>\n<li>fights with husbands (to which I had nothing to contribute, ofc)<\/li>\n<li>marriages (Christine and her husband are renewing their vows this year and I&#8217;m excited to go bc I was living in LA when they first got married and wasn&#8217;t able to attend their wedding)<\/li>\n<li>divorces (yikes!)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;p*ssy on a platter&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>JAM<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Love these girls and love BTS \ud83d\udc9c Happy Festa! \ud83e\udef0\ud83c\udffc<\/p>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The balloon garland was extra&#8230; but so am I \u2728 My manual dexterity took a big hit after the stroke, affecting my impeccable penmanship, my ability to open jars LOL, and apparently now tying balloons and looping them through a plastic garland strip, so Pammie helped me build this beauty. 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