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Whose fucking false eyelash is this? Be honest. Located in the east stairwell of 13th & Market between the 2nd and 3rd floor.<\/p>\n
In other news…<\/p>\n
I walked Milo a few blocks to his grooming appointment on Park Blvd this morning. We took our usual route, and as I was rounding the corner behind my apartment building, I saw hella cop cars and like 20 cops standing outside, some with fucking shotguns<\/em> \ud83d\ude33 I immediately turned around and walked the other direction bc I watch a lot of true crime and I’ve seen how this movie ends.<\/p>\n Also, I almost died yesterday.<\/p>\n I got home and this white Audi SUV was blocking the garage. I pull up behind him thinking he’s waiting for the garage to open, but I notice he has his hazards on. Who parks in front of a fucking garage entrance to an apartment building? So I back up and pull up next to him so he can get out of the fucking way, but he still doesn’t move. I start honking at his ass (super long honks, not two short ones that my friend from the south says is the polite way to honk LOL) and I can hear the guy screaming at me from inside his car. Are you fucking kidding me right now? You’re<\/em> the one blocking the entrance\/exit to a whole ass apartment building full of tenants. I just keep honking till he backs the fuck up, then I drive into the garage and flip him off. I half expected him to follow me into the garage and kill me and my dog, but alas, I lived to blog about it.<\/p>\n Now I’m microwaving my burrito and wondering if I need to move and\/or up my Prozac dosage \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n In unrelated news, I started my period last night.<\/p>\n Pupdate:<\/strong> I picked up Milo from the groomers and his hair is short as fuckkkk \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n Whenever people ask what breed of dog he is, I just say IDK bc he’s a rescue, even though I did a DNA test and The rescue guessed he was maltese\/terrier mix and most people think he’s part westie, but he is neither of those breeds:<\/p>\n He has no features of a chihuahua or poodle, but with his hair cut so short, he looks like he has the body of a chihuahua \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n I should’ve known the rescue was wrong – They also told me he was approximately a year old. He was rescued from a hoarding situation, so they didn’t know details for sure. I took him to the vet when I first got him, and they were like, ‘He has all his adult teeth – He’s at least 3-years-old!’<\/p>\n So he\u2019s not any of the breeds we thought he was and he\u2019s older, too! He\u2019s still the goodest boi \ud83e\udd79<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Whose fucking false eyelash is this? Be honest. Located in the east stairwell of 13th & Market between the 2nd and 3rd floor. In other news… I walked Milo a few blocks to his grooming appointment on Park Blvd this morning. We took our usual route, and as I was rounding the corner behind my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[240],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-san-diego"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371498"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":371512,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371498\/revisions\/371512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}turns out he’s 100% that bitch<\/del> the results were v unexpected.<\/p>\n![\"embark](\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/embark-dog-dna-results.jpg\")
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