{"id":371572,"date":"2026-06-26T13:45:39","date_gmt":"2026-06-26T20:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371572"},"modified":"2026-06-26T13:48:22","modified_gmt":"2026-06-26T20:48:22","slug":"werk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371572","title":{"rendered":"Werk."},"content":{"rendered":"

I was changing (putting pants on fresh from the dryer in the hallway) to take Milo on a walk, and when I went back in my room, I found him like this:<\/p>\n

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I was like, ‘Are you still working, or…?’ \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n

He probably heard my laptop pinging with emails and was wondering what that dreadful sound was! It’s just Outlook, Milo. May these emails never find you \ud83d\ude11<\/p>\n

I walked him to Petco Park<\/a> (closed bc of the Dodgers game tonight), and three<\/em> different people asked me for directions. I’m sorry, do my sunglasses, headphones, and Michael Myers<\/a> shirt not make me look unapproachable???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was changing (putting pants on fresh from the dryer in the hallway) to take Milo on a walk, and when I went back in my room, I found him like this: I was like, ‘Are you still working, or…?’ \ud83e\udd23 He probably heard my laptop pinging with emails and was wondering what that dreadful […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[301],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-milo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371572"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":371581,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371572\/revisions\/371581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}