{"id":371769,"date":"2026-07-05T21:57:44","date_gmt":"2026-07-06T04:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371769"},"modified":"2026-07-16T02:09:35","modified_gmt":"2026-07-16T09:09:35","slug":"play-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371769","title":{"rendered":"Play Date."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"bts<\/p>\n

I just got home and was riding the elevator up to my floor. This guy and girl get in on the way up and the hot ass guy is saying how cute my dog is. I, on the other hand, have my hair in a top knot and am wearing my Nathan\u2019s Hot Dog shirt \ud83d\ude05 I was at least wearing a bra – We were just talking about going out in our ugliest clothes not expecting to see anyone and running into our exes, and sometimes my friends won’t be wearing a bra – I’m like ‘Guys, I have never<\/em> left my house without a bra on!’ Even if I’m just opening my front door to get my instacart delivery, the girls are secured.<\/p>\n

Milo was staying close to me and giving them boba eyes, so I said, \u2018He\u2019s a rescue, he\u2019s scared of everything.\u2019 The girl says, \u2018We<\/em> have a rescue, too.\u2019<\/p>\n

He was at least 6\u2019 tall with a thick ass beard, and the girl was much shorter than me. I was like, ‘Stay in your lane, bitch. He can\u2019t even see you’ \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n

JK JK JK. The elevator stopped at my floor and I was like, ‘Have a good night, guys!’ \ud83e\udd2a<\/p>\n

Anyway, I’m in #426 if you ever want a play date. You can bring your dog, too \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just got home and was riding the elevator up to my floor. This guy and girl get in on the way up and the hot ass guy is saying how cute my dog is. I, on the other hand, have my hair in a top knot and am wearing my Nathan\u2019s Hot Dog shirt […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[283],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hot-dog-eating-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=371769"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":371916,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371769\/revisions\/371916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=371769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=371769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=371769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}