{"id":37179,"date":"2023-09-19T13:51:52","date_gmt":"2023-09-19T20:51:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37179"},"modified":"2023-09-23T14:19:46","modified_gmt":"2023-09-23T21:19:46","slug":"ramen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37179","title":{"rendered":"Ramen."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"immi<\/p>\n\n\n

Before the incident<\/a>, my sister’s husband said I used to eat like I was high all the time. Pop Tarts, Lunchables, Takis<\/a>, Cup-O-Noodles… Pretty much anything you can doordash after 10pm or buy at the gas station LOL. I used to eat dinner really late and fast food is the only option available at that time. Plus I just genuinely liked processed food and had access to free soda<\/a> and vending machines<\/a> at work. I haven’t gone into the office in over three years, I don’t drink soda anymore, and I eat dinner at 6pm now \ud83d\udc75\ud83c\udffc<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I found these plant-based ramen noodles<\/a> that don’t exceed my sodium intake for the day. Apolo Ohno is an investor<\/a>, if that helps sway you at all. I added some chili garlic crisp<\/a>, green onions, tofu<\/a>, crushed red pepper and an egg to jazz it up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don’t even know who I am anymore eating plant-based food, having dinner before the sun goes down, and saying shit like, “jazz it up” \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My friend asked if I was going vegan with all this plant-based bullshit, but I’m just trying to find healthier alternatives and cut back on the salt. I could never give up BBQ. Gotta risk it for the brisket!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Before the incident, my sister’s husband said I used to eat like I was high all the time. Pop Tarts, Lunchables, Takis, Cup-O-Noodles… Pretty much anything you can doordash after 10pm or buy at the gas station LOL. I used to eat dinner really late and fast food is the only option available at that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[176,200,263],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bbq","category-food-and-drink","category-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37179"}],"version-history":[{"count":34,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37392,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37179\/revisions\/37392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}